Woah woah woah

Went to a party last Saturday night
The band was doing their thing
The moshpit started, and then the crowd parted
And then was Kiki D

Knew this girl back in junior high school
When nobody gave her a look
Look at what we got, the girl got hot
Switched up and rewrote the book

Satin tights, boots so white
Leather handbag out of sight
What used to mean a little
Now means a lot
Oh my goodness me
The girl got hot

Woah woah woah

The first thing I did when I got up the nerve
Was say, “Hey baby, what’s up?” (What up?)
She kept on dancing, my fear is now romancing
And that’s when I fell in love

I stepped to the floor with her best friend Jill
And tried to thicken the plot
The thing I finally found with these other girls in town
She got hot, they did not

Satin tights, boots so white
Leather handbag out of sight
What used to mean a little
Now means a lot
Oh my goodness me
The girl got hot

Nah nah nah…

Leather tights, boots so white
Leather handbag out of sight (Out of sight)
Regal feather in her feathered hair
Dash of rouge, buyer beware
What used to mean a little
Now means a lot
Oh my goodness me
The girl got hot

You try to play cool
Like you just don’t care
But soon I’ll be playin’ in your
Underwear
I’m like the mage
With the magic spell
You come like a dog
When I ring yo’ bell
I got the money
And I got the fame
You got the hots
To ride on my plane
You givin’ me all
That I desire
‘Cos down with me
I’m taking you higher

I’m the baddest of the bad
I’m the best that you’ve ever had
I’m the tops, I’m the king
All the girls get up when I sing, yeah
I’m the meanest in the place
Step up, I’ll mess with your face
I don’t care where you are
Look up and follow the star.

I, I’m gonna tear down the wall
I may not be here when you call
So best be givin’ me your all.

After the havoc that I’m gonna wreak
No more words will critics have to speak
I’ve got to answers to the tangled knot
Sleep tight in your cot.

Oh baby,
I’ve been told I’m goin’ crazy.
Oh baby,
I can’t be held down.
Oh baby,
Somehow I’m keeping it steady.
Oh baby,
I’m tearing up this town.

Hey, this is what I like
Cut my heart with a modern spike.
Hey, this is nothing new
I’ve got more than enough for you.

I can take on anybody
I can do my thing
I don’t wanna hurt nobody
But a bee has gotta string
I’ma fix it if you mix it up (Hoo, hoo)
Talk smack, and I’ma gonna shut you up. (Hoo, hoo)

I am the greatest man that ever lived
I was born to give. (I was born to give.)
I am the greatest man that ever lived, oh
Radio a Dio

Somebody said all the worlds is stage,
And each of us is a player.
That’s what I’ve been tryin to tell you.
In Act 1 I was struggling to survive.
Nobody wanted my action dead or alive.
Act 2, I hit the big time.
And bodies be all up on my behind.
And I can’t help myself because I was born to shine.
And if you don’t like it, you can shove it.
But you don’t like it, you love it.
So I’ll be up here in a rage,
‘Til they bring the curtain down on the stage.

I’m the greatest man that ever lived…
I’m the greatest man that ever lived…
I’m the greatest man that ever lived…

I am the greatest man that ever lived
I was born to give and give and give.
I am the greatest man that ever lived
Radio a (Dio a) Dio a (Dio a)

I am the greatest ever lived.
I was born to give.

Fall leaves falling
Colder than air
Too bad she ain’t coming
Alone right here

And I got the prettiest girl in the whole wide world
And nobody can take her from me
And if even when she goes out walking alone
I waited home patiently

I’ve never been so happy
I’ve never been so sure
Ohh…

Memories are gone
All in the wind
All the things return to me
All coming clear

I’ve got the prettiest girl in the whole wide world
And nobody can take her from me
And if even when she goes out walking alone
I waited home patiently

I’ve never been so happy
I’ve never been so sure
I’ve got the prettiest girl in the whole wide world
No one knows

Fun times are falling
All over again
Ten thousand calling
All of my time

I’ve got the prettiest girl in the whole wide world
And nobody can take her from me
And if even when she goes out walking alone
I waited home patiently

I’ve never been so happy
I’ve never been so sure

I’ve got the prettiest woman in the whole wide world
No one knows

Everything we fight for seems to get shot down
No one seems to notice, it’s like we ain’t around
They tear us into pieces and throw us here and there
No one knows how much we care so much
So much pain, so many tears, so much hurt, when we gonna learn.
Oh, we’ve got to give our bests, and push until we break on through

We shootin’ straight for the top
Our engine never will stop
This is our destiny
Nothing’s too good to be
We know the score, we’re gonna break down the door
You wished you weren’t lunch, this time we got a hunch
We’re the underdogs

The people that we trusted really let us down
Everybody wants to fly and never touch the ground
They treat us like were pieces in a parlor game
Leaving us to take the blame but we don’t care
We don’t mind, we wont come when they call, oh
We’re taking what they give, cause we can rise above it all

We shootin’ straight for the top
Our engine never will stop
This is our destiny
Nothing’s too good to be
We know the score we’re gonna break down the door
You wished you weren’t lunch, this time we got a hunch
We’re the underdogs

I pulled in to Nazareth, was feeling ’bout half past dead
I just need some place where I can lay my head
“Hey mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?”
He just grinned and shook my hand, “No” was all he said

Take a load off, Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And you put the load right on me

I picked up my bag, I went looking for a place to hide
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walking side by side
I said “Hey Carmen, come on, let’s go downtown”
She said “I gotta go but my friend can stick around”

Go down Miss Moses, there’s nothing you can say
It’s just old Luke, and Luke’s waiting on the judgment day
“Well, Luke my friend, what about young Anna-Lee?”
He said “Do me a favour son, won’t you stay and keep Anna-Lee company?”

Crazy Chester followed me and he caught me in the fog
He said “I will fix your rat if you’ll take Jack my dog”
I said “Wait a minute Chester, you know I’m a peaceful man”
He said “That’s okay boy, won’t you feed him when you can?”

Catch a cannonball now to take me down the line
My bag is sinking low and I do believe it’s time
To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she’s the only one
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone

How is your heart little darling?
I didn’t mean to get so mad.
Let me just hold you closely.
How did things get so bad?
I know how to pick on you.
You pushed me over the edge.
We caused so much agony.
We can’t seem to move ahead.

This is such a pity.
We should give all our love to each other.
Not this hate that destroys us.
This is such a pity.
(This is a pity)

What kind of future will we have?
Will we we ever find peace?
Everybody thinks we’re crazy.
They’re about to call the police.
I don’t wanna be a chump.
You think I’m a fascist pig.
Right now everything is black.
I don’t think we’ll get it.

This is such a pity.
We should give all our love to each other.
Not this hate that destroys us.
This is such a pity.
(This is a pity)

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This is such a pity.
We should give all our love to each other.
Not this hate that destroys us.
This is such a pity.
(This is a pity)

Sorry about my past life
Sorry but we just missed
Sorry it had to end up like this

Sorry if I caused you pain
Sorry, I forgot your name
Sorry, but you left me out in the rain

Thought I knew you better than
Thought I knew your intentions
Thought I knew, but I didn’t have a clue
Not a single damn thing was true!

Sorry if I caused you harm
Sorry I’m no good luck charm
Sorry you didn’t end up in my arms

Thought I knew you better than
Thought I knew your intentions
Thought I knew, but I didn’t have a clue
Not a single damn thing was true!

Now that I
World’s gone down
We’ve traded away
Blew out the spark
And now we’re left with broken hearts
Tryin’ to find a new place to start

Thought I knew you better than
Thought I knew your intentions
Thought I knew, but I didn’t have a clue
Not a single damn thing was true!

i told you that you would put on some weight,
you went out with somebody named kevin green,
you preferred to go to a volleyball game,
i told you that you couldn’t be more lame

no way, we ain’t gonna break up
we made a promise and our will won’t fade out
not just in ’08 and ’09
we’ll be together from now until the end of time
you’ve got the Shirley Applebee look
i’m totally caught up on your hook
you know that we are gonna be ok
we’ll stick together as we’re tripping down the freeway

you withheld the physical love i need
i said, “hey, that i’m gonna play left field”
you broke down and told me you loved me true
i said, “girl, i gotta be with you”

no way, we ain’t gonna break up
we made a promise and our will won’t fade out
not just in ’09 and ’10
we’ll be together from now until the very end
you’ve got the Shirley Applebee look
i’m totally caught up on your hook
you know that we are gonna be ok
we’ll stick together as we’re tripping down the freeway

no way, we ain’t gonna break up
we made a promise and our will won’t fade out
not just in oh-ten and oh-eleven
we’ll be together from now until we’re up in heaven
you’ve got the Shirley Applebee look
i’m totally caught up on your hook
you know that we are gonna be ok
we’ll stick together as we’re tripping down the freeway

tripping down the freeway!
tripping down the freeway!
tripping down the freeway!
tripping down the freeway!

Put me in a special school
‘Cos I am such a fool
And I don’t need a single book
To teach me how to read
Who needs stupid books?
They are for petty crooks
And I will learn by studying
The lesson in my dreams
Turn off the TV,
‘Cos that’s what others see
And movies are as bad as
Eating chocolate ice cream
They only sicken me
Don’t let me play football
I’ll sack the quarterback

I’m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up.
I’m a troublemaker
Not a double taker
I don’t have the patience
To keep it on the up.

I picked up a guitar
What does that signify?
I’m gonna play some heavy metal riffs
And you will die
You wanted arts and crafts
How’s this for arts and crafts
Wananana…
That’s right!
I’m growing out my hair
I’m movin’ out to Cherokee
I’m gonna be a rock star
And you will go to bed with me
‘Cos I can’t work a job
Like any other slob.
Punch it in and punch it out.
And suckin’ up to ???
Marrying a bitch.
Having 7 kids.
Giving up
And growing old
And hoping there’s a God.

I’m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up.
I’m a troublemaker
Not a double taker
I don’t have the patience
To keep it on the up.

I’m gonna be a star
And people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me
And see if I am having a sex.
In studying and my moves
They try to understand
Why I am so unlike the singers
In the other bands.

I’m such a mystery
As anyone can see
There isn’t anybody else
Exactly quite like me.

And when its party time
Like 1999
I party by myself
Because I’m such a special guy.

I’m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up.
I’m a troublemaker
Not a double taker
I don’t have the patience
To keep it on the up.
(Keep it on the up)
I’m a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)
I’m a troublemaker
(Keep it on the up)
I’m a troublemaker
Never giving up.

The day that I first saw you
I knew I had to have you
You were as cute as could be
I needed a family around me

Over the course of the year
I slowly lost my interest
Now you’re a pain in the ass
And I have got to leave you

Now, turn me round, turn me round, turn me round
Now, turn me round, turn me round, turn me round

Love all around us
And so I made a promise
Tried my best to keep it
But then I tire of it

Tired of seeing your face
Cleaning up after your mess
Buying the food that you eat
And I have got to leave you

Now, turn me round, turn me round, turn me round
Now, turn me round, turn me round, turn me round

I’m over again, I’m over again
I’m over until I’ve had enough of you my friend

Tired of seeing your face
Cleaning up after your mess
Buying the food that you eat
And I have got to leave you

Now, turn me round, turn me round, turn me round
Now, turn me round, turn me round, turn me round

Turn me round, turn me round
Turn me round, turn me round!

Turn me round, turn me round, turn me round
Now, turn me round, turn me round, turn me round