( verse 1 )
( Joe )
Ay yo here goes the phatso with mad flows
Turn you into wackos at packed shows
Macho, afro playin it retro
Joe keep it hella ghetto in the metro

( Malique )
Now scooch, scooch now make way for the shorty
Hoochie koochies wanna smooch me at at parties
I’m just a plain ol’ rapper aint no bawla
But still i’m gettin’ hollers from gurlies as hot as paula
Too phat at first you thought we phony wrestlers
But now you know that ain’t no other rapper specialer
The word phat suddenly a phenomenon
Kids buyin whutthadilly? Tapes for they dads and moms
The kinda role model wannabe’s wanna see
I’m gettin’ love from those who usta make fun of me
To all the haters yeah i know you can hear me now
Even sick and paralyzed critics can feel me now

( Joe )
Now throw your hands up like you havin’ pom poms
And if you think youre sexy shake your bon bons
And keep on bump and grinding to the song
‘Til your skirt fall off and everybody see your thong thongs

( verse 2 )
( Malique )
Again up in your area, phatter and harrier
Another bomb album means another mass hysteria
If you dont like me, see i dont give a heck and a half
Heck and half ( 4X )

( Joe )
Again its big willy, ticklin’ your belly
Silly like a kid now don’t call me billy
Whutthadilly yo? Late night up in the studio
Clutch my pillow, puff on my cigarillo

( Malique )
Ay jiggedy jizzoe with the flizzow, go grab a cappuchino
Lock flows, clock dough, rock shows all over the nation
Slip a paper and my station-nery, naw man skip the dictionary
Vocabulary straight outta maliquetionary
You see me smilin’ spittin’ rhymes so revolutionary
Too phat, the strongest, they couldn’t handle us
Your gurl wants me now you calling me scandalous?
Envious, emcees who never heard of us
But now they hear my voice and gettin nervous

( Joe )
From joanne to jane, renee to pretty isha
When i’m gone with the wind they say baby i missyaa!

( verse 3 )
( Malique )
Aiyo alotta critics are makin me sick, sick
Sayin its only narcissism and chicks chicks
It’s too bad your mom and auntie think i’m handsome
I’m sorry little man, i held your gurlies eyes for ransom

( Joe )
Everybody in the place yo you gotta boogie down
All the playaz packin’ game, clockin’ dames to the sound
All the fly lookin’ skirts yo you gotta boogie too
Peace, one love and may the boogie be with you…

I can’t give it up
Boy don’t even try
Can’t give it up
You don’t qualify

I can’t give it up
‘Cause you just wanna play
If I gave it all to you
Do you mean everything you say

Don’t you please pretty please me baby
Or get on your knees and call me honey
I’m not playing hard to get to tease you
Just wait and you’ll see

I can’t give it up
Don’t you understand
Can’t give it up
You’re not my type of man

I can’t give it up
I’m sorry to say
If I gave it all to you
Even though you have your masculine ways

So don’t you look the way you look at me
I can read your mind and all its glory
Nothing’s gonna make me try to eat your bait
Ask her not me

( chorus )
Hey everybody stomp your feet and move your body
Just feel the beat inside you when you clap along

( Malique )
Allow me to complain now, a lotta thangs done changed now
Livin’ the fast lane, I’m touri’ in planes now
And all the spots at cities that we go, we glow
Snaps and autographs after each show
We blowin’ them heads until they brain seen
We off the hook this year but yo we came clean
My main dream ain’t a dream to make it mainstream
To steady gain cream and make ya dame scream
Aight then, then maybe i should quit writin’
Too many starin’ eyeballs have got a kid frightened
But why in the world, should i even pay attention
To lil’ suckers who ain’t even worth a mention?
So imma keep my head up, imma stand strong
And stay creative in providing my fans songs
You dance on, while i rap to this
Lets celebrate the platinum plaque and clap to this, cmon!

( repeat chorus )

( Joe )
Ever since i was a kid just wanted to sing
Pursued my dreams and i kept doing my thang
Is we rap stars now? Yo i don’t know
Am i having a ball now? You best believe so
Always wanted to be able to kick it at live shows
Rip mics in studios and meet some hot oooo… oh oh oh oh
Now we got platinum plaque, we got gold award and hits back to back
Never thought that rap could put us on the map
People rush and get our CDs off the rack
This ‘ish be off the hoop now imma telling you done
All a playa’ like me wanna do is have some fun
And make you bounce to this and make you clap to this
Wave you hands hard till you snap your wrist
Now what this really is?
Now what we all about?
Too Phat Baby make you scream and shout, cmon!

( repeat chorus )

( Malique )
I understand, that fame has a price now
It’s goin’ too high it’s gotta get sliced down
Alotta people say i’m no longer nice now
Ain’t nuttin’ changed though i’m still eatin’ rice, clown

( Joe )
Yeah man, now you know what i feel yo
People front and brown nose just to get near ya
And people think since we got a string of hits
We’ve gone soft i ain’t slowed down one bit

( Malique )
Flip this script in split secs, punk ass it’s hard now
Down wit’ spittin’ ish that’ll rip me off the charts now
A schizo kid who switch fast like a skinkansen
Bustin’ on you punk ass marks for talking nonsense
Rush in your crib fast style is so hardcore
Snatch your ma’s bra then uppercut your paw’s jaw
i sit you down to get familiar with this style
And once i see smiles i gotta bust you’ wit a pisstyle…

( Joe )
Alotta cats wanna spit but can’t even recite poems
They lost star trekkin’ back in time thru twilight zone
Want a piece of me i pull your hair back like combs
Be hitting your chest plates and shattering your dome
Your words ain’t wise and trying too hard to be an intellect
Your side ain’t sick your faq punks are hypochondriacs
Claimin’ underground MCs’,you be dumb found MCs
And flee when you zunk wit my steez

( repeat chorus )

You think you own whatever land you land on
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life
Has a spirit
Has a name
You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps o f a stranger
You’ll learn things you never knew, you never knew
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains
Can you paint with all the colour s of the wind
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind
Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
Come taste the sun sweet berries of the earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once never wonder what they’re worth
The rainstorm and river are my brothers
The heron and the otter are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or let the eagle tell you where he’s been
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind
Can you paint with all the colours of the wind
How high does the sycamore grow
If you cut it down
Then you’ll never know
And you’ l l never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
For whether we are white or copper skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
Need to paint with all the colours of the wind
You can own the earth and still
All you’ll own is eart h until
You can paint with all the colours of the wind

Can you feel the love inside
Was it destined for us to be with each other

How I long to hold you near
Let me tell you how much I miss
Your tender kiss
Feel the rhythm of my heart in pain
Feel its warmth let it glows again
Through the nites
Let us sail away far beyond the stars
Just come closer to me now

The moon that glow softly in the sky
Shinning its love for you and I
The nites seem to understand
I’m in love forever

The waves in ocean seems to say
That we were not meant for just a day
And all of the love I have
Is yours
Evermore
Eternally

Creepy crawlies playing in my mind
When i can’t get no satisfaction
Creepy crawlies fooling in my brain
When i can’t get no full attention
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea

I felt so happy today
When i knew that you are coming to stay
With a happy shiny smile
Heading to mcds that sell us junk food

Then i felt so bore today
When i knew that you are going away
With a sad tone face
Heading to the bar that sell us mugs of drinks
Sell us jugs of drinks

Creepy crawlies growing in my mind
When i can’t get no satisfaction
Creepy crawlies playing in my vein
When i get no full attention

I felt so happy today
When i knew that you are coming to stay
With a happy shiny smile
Heading to mcds that sell us junk food
Then i felt so bore today
When i knew that you are going away
With a mourn… Mourn soul
Heading to the bar that sell us mugs of drinks
Sell us jugs of drinks

Creepy crawlies blowing my mind
When i get no satisfaction
Creepy crawlies stuck in my brain
When i don’t get no full attention
Creepy crawlies fooling my mind
Creepy crawlies full in my mind
Full in my mind
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea

The car is burning down
Escape straight to the underground
Flying saucers in the air
I am sitting alone on an old chair
The car is burning down again
Escape straight to the underground
Flying saucers in the air repeat
I am sitting alone on an old chair
Hardchorus
I wanna cut your hair
I wanna cut your hair

All thru my younger years
I’ve learnt a thing or two
Never play with hearts you care
Lest they break because of you
Some of us really believe
The rules they don’t apply
And every now and then
Some where always makes you cry

( chorus )
Now you can refuse to answer all my calls
And you can pretend to know nothing at all
Maybe you’ll smile and say you’ll take the chance
To see me now and then
Whatever you do
Please don’t put my heart on hold again

Don’t be too naïve to think
I’ll always stay the same
You’re gonna have to let me know
If you’re still in the game
We’ve been thru it all before
And lately I’ve seen change
But baby don’t you keep me out
Cos one day you’ll be the one without

( repeat chorus )

I need to know just where you stand
Don’t want to live life without a plan
Cos I need to know that I can count on the one I love

Now you can refuse to answer all my calls
And you can pretend to know nothing at all
Maybe you’ll smile and say you’ll take the chance
To see me now and then
Whatever you do
Please don’t put my heart on hold again

( chorus )
Watcha gonna do when it’s too late
(You go for fame but the streets speak my name)
Oh Watcha gonna do when it’s too late
(Forgettin’ your roots will bring you shame)
Oh Watcha gonna do
(Take it from the MC’s)
Tell me watcha gonna do
(Cause we’ve been through the pain)
Ah Watcha gonna do when it’s too late
(We will survive look into our eyes can you see the flame)

( YOGI B )
I remember the times in the days of way back
( C.LOCO )
Young mack Mr Point Blanc lay down the facts
( POINT BLANC )
Recollections memories unfold days of the old
I hold precious like 24 carat gold
Visions of my life back in a time of backpackin’
Struggling empty pockets pipe water I be guzzlin’
Thirst from burning sun blazin’ down the earth
Ipoh City the land where my hip hop gave birth
( YOGI B )
Let me tell you a true story my true story
From the kampung to city unbelievable glory
I sat down in solitude and wrote rhymes everyday
I dreamed I would be a great rapper somehow someway
So I journey on up and down every record label in town
$ 1.20 for the mini bus but mostly I walked around
Took all the rap competitions shared my skills wit so many
Major labels won’t sign me up but Hip Hop ain’t about money

( chorus )

( POINT BLANC )
The present situation back in ’97
Lifestyles hectic circumstances be critical
Intense pressure drivin’ my mental maniacal
Craftin’ an album on a level that be radical
Still I remain the mack as I was way back
True to the fact that hip hop’s my greatest asset
( C.LOCO )
It’s human nature we survive when all other fails
Try to make a living when fools tellin’ tall tales
Undeniable rap skills made viable
It’s not impossible high standards are attainable
Without doubt when we’re two steps ahead
Indirectly cause a revolution in the industry
Totally incur phenomenal popularity
With mad respect and hold street credibility
The Ammo be Poetic give props to our name
I still be the same Mad Wizard in tha game

( chorus )

( LANDSLYDE )
Now let me put into a line the story history of
Landslyde Def Rhyme which started a long time
Ago as an innocent young brat who loved
Hip hop glad that I did now no one is gonna
Stop me even though there are gonna be hard
Times and good times I see as if I’ve never
Gone through this pain and misery no matter
What changes my devotion I will be the same
And my emotion and my name
The Black Chinaman seeking no fame no
Temptation bootie calls nor Asian dolls
Hey Siew Koon ! It’s time I’ve learned my lesson
No way no more of this stress of this foolishness
Appreciate my kindness baby
( YOGI B )
Destiny comes in the sound of Positive Tone
With three other MC’s now Yogi B not alone
You fear my talent although you I never dissed
Now it’s my turn superstar but just answer me this
Don’t try you know you’ll miss

( chorus 2X )

( chorus )
Come with me to the higher grounds my friend
And see the evils of man
And if you don’t like what you see my friend
Then let me explain
The mind and the money really don’t mix in
Now do you understand
Come with me to the higher grounds my friend

( C.LOCO )
Illusions delusions makin’ me insane
I feel the pain the boogie man can’t be slain
Watch out the heart soul and mind
Destroy mankind with the evil I can’t find
(Death becomes you the devil takes over)
Vicious thoughts in your head now you wanna kill another
For money or power I’ll die in an hour
A killa I shot a man dead I’m a sinner

( POINT BLANC )
Come enter the mental chambers of a psychopathic killa
Tormented sinner on a verge of self-destruction mankind on malfunction
Manifesting inculcating unholy brainwaves depicting faces of pure evilness
God bless mankind be put to the test
Temptations of darkness consumes society into a hell-like reality
Eternal damnation see the future in apocalyptic dimensions

( chorus )

( LANDSLYDE )
Hell raiser face the life’s full of a maze
Hesitate you make a wrong move psychological error
Terror evil stronger and darker
Throughout the journey of life but I’m not ya preacher
Teacher the Devil’s own creature
Killin’ one another brother blaming each other
(Corruption of the mind killing and destruction
Victimised by mental chain reaction)
Lust and greed wrath and pride
Six hundred more to go it’s time for you to ride
Step inside in the real world and find
The good force within you before it’s time

( POINT BLANC )
Enter my mind see the depths of my soul
Discover the cold-blooded corrupted perverted fiend
Of every single man (Damn) You will never understand
Insanity in the realms of the damned

( C.LOCO )
Violence in silence and aforethought malice
Come and meet my master in the damn palace
The devil himself with the evil in his eyes
Come to claim your soul and hear your dying cries

( FLIPSIDE )
As I sent terror visions straight from my division
Expressin’ cynical views with words of my aggression
I forgot to mention you’ll be dead in 5 seconds
I’m the evil in all men with you soul in my hands
Come dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
I’ll take over your whole world straight without a fight
Fell my might as you take a step into my fortress
I create stress in your mind as I do this

( YOGI B )
Twin darkness flipsided unabided
Conscious mortals don’t fight it
Uninvited strangers in the chamber of thought
Warlocks and witches psychological onslaught
Don’t take off your armour
Or become one will you in my drama
Mistake me do not for the dark entity y’all
Killer of killer slain devils with the righteous claw
Like young Jedi knights who succumb to the Empire
Embrace the good force fight fire with fire
But persist if you must in your merciless ways
Then I welcome you to my… terror domain

( chorus )